Oversized dresses like this one from Threadsence are not only perfect for fall layering (scarves over sweaters over dresses over leggings…) but also for concealing the obnoxious number of apple turnovers and pastries and pieces of pie (always pieces of pie…) that you’ve consumed throughout the day. Our afternoon at the Pine Tree Apple Orchard over the weekend was an incredible success. The kind of success you measure in number of apple flavored somethings consumed and purchased over the course of 2 hours.
And this just in! Research conducted at the Beekman Family Apartment has finally, after years of dedicated analysis, concluded that the more layers you wear, the more apple pastries your stomach can hold.
You can now breathe easier, my friends. Especially if you’re rocking an oversized fall dress.