Darrin called this little look of mine my “Badass Look” the other day, even though he knows that the closest I’ve ever been to “Badass” was when I refused to feed my parking meter before quickly running into Chipotle. Take that, Department of Transportation. You just lost yourself twenty-five cents, and I just “stuck it” to that “man” everyone keeps complaining about.
Of course, in all seriousness, I’m about as “cool” as Steve Urkel – a fact most reflected in my recent Amazon purchases. You know you’ve fallen off some sort of “cool train” (is that a thing? is it “uncool” not to know if that’s a thing? is it uncool to use the phrase “cool train”?) when you’re excited to order storage units and in-home, organizational aids. Darrin and I have put our holiday gift money towards a DVD stand, closet storage bins, and a camera bag that has (you guessed it) great organizational compartments. Sure, I may fall asleep around 9pm on a few Friday nights, but my DVDs look darn good sitting on the shelf in alphabetical order. I mean, staying organized is “cool,” right? Leather jacket, leather shoes, and black beanie kind of “cool”?
Boy would I make one awesome and organized motorcycle gang leader.
Now all I’m missing is that motorcycle…